1. A Lamborghini Saleroom.
Customer: What is price
on this red one?
Salesman: 400,000
euros, sir.
Customer: Not sir. Your
Highness.
Salesman: Oh! Sorry.
Your Highness.
Customer: What is price
for two?
An aide to the Customer
approaches holding out a cellphone.
Aide: Your Highness.
Here is amount British send.
Customer: Ah! What is
price for three?
2. A Palace on the
Riviera.
Customer: What is
price?
Estate Agent: Ah well,
sir. This is a very special property. Winston Churchill lived here.
Customer: Never heard
of him. What is price? And Chief, not sir.
Estate Agent: Oh. Right.
Would that be furnished or unfurnished, Chief?
Customer: Furnished, of
course. I no have time to buy furniture.
Estate Agent: Well,
that would be 18 million euros.
An aide to the Customer
approaches holding out a cellphone.
Aide: Oh great one!
Here is amount British send.
Customer: Ah. This
place 18 million, eh? Is no good. What you have more expensive?
3. A munitions factory's
elegant conference room.
Customer: Here is list
of my requirement.
Director: I don't think
this will be a problem. But we have to provide a certificate
saying these armaments are for defensive purposes only, General.
Customer: Do you think
I am stupid? Of course they are for defensive purposes.
Director: Excellent.
Although I'm afraid we could not supply these chemicals you have
listed here, General.
Customer: Why?
Director: Because there
is a belief they can be used to make chemical nerve-gas weapons.
Which are banned internationally.
Customer: I know this.
We use these chemicals only for green-houses in presidential
palace.
Director: Splendid.
An aide approaches the Customer holding out a cellphone.
Aide: Excuse please,
General. Here is amount British send.
Customer: Ah! Double
the order!