Tuesday, 8 December 2015

The New Opposition Leader's Got Dave and George Worried.

Yes, Jeremy Corbyn is keeping them awake at night.  They're looking grumpy whenever I see them.  What with the rising debt and floods in the north of England (where it is, they're not quite sure) refugees, bombing Syria and Jeremy's unusual style, my client is not bursting with seasonal jollity right now.  And Dave and George are expecting me to make a big sale before Christmas, as well.  Not easy.  And I wish they'd stop sending me snotty e-mails about getting on with it. Anyway, I'm going for the big one. I'm going to suggest leasing out the House of Commons.  It's rarely used now, hardly ever full (except when they voted for their own pay rise) and could bring in some useful cash for George, on an on-going basis. And a decent bonus for me.  Not sure how the idea will go down with Dave, but we'll see.
In the meantime, gentle reader, Season's Greetings and a Happy Christmas.