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Saturday, 30 July 2016

Me and Brexit

I don't think it will change much for me - the new lot will still need a negotiator.  In fact Boris, Theresa and Liam have each asked me to stand by.  They boast they speak French - but it's more the 'Oh, er, bong jewer, Monsewer' variety than the real stuff.  I speak it fluently and they'll certainly need me when they come up against the axe-man Michel Barnier.  I've seen him reduce an opponent to wobbling jelly in the middle of a negotiation.  Michel and I are old mates and have often shared a Pernod on the Grand' Place.  Anyway, the new lot will make a nice change from Dodgy Dave and George Skint.  I'm looking forward to getting stuck in and cracking on - which is clearly more than one can say of our new leaders....

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