It's financial crunch-time for Great Britain. The galactic interest charges on the National Debt must be paid. And the final bill to the EU before Brexit.. The Prime Minister and his Cabinet are desperate to sell assets to raise cash. But only one man can save the nation. Jason Bryggs. He'll sell anything to maximise his bonus....
Sunday, 14 June 2020
Oxbridge Unis will Stay in EU
A news flash that has not yet been noticed....
OXBRIDGE UNIS WILL STAY IN THE EU. The
Universities of Oxford and Cambridge announced yesterday that they will
separate from the United Kingdom and remain in the European Union.
spokesman said: The Council of the Universities of Oxford and Cambridge
voted unanimously yesterday to secede from the United Kingdom and
remain members of the European Union. We recognise this may cause
problems for the UK but we see no alternative. Our past and future
contributions to the United Kingdom, should we stay, will be hugely
under-rated and wasted in a diminishing economy.
three quarters of UK judges, half of the UK's diplomats, two thirds of
her Permanent Secretaries, a quarter of all MPs, nearly half of the
House of Lords, and even half of all journalists and BBC executives.
(This data can be checked and will be found correct and not an
This achievement will be wasted on a country much
diminished in every sense, with a faltering economy, a huge national
debt, food and medicine shortages, rioting in the streets, further
rising crime, and a general failure of an incompetent government to cope
with the problems of the people they claim to represent.
not wish to waste our achievements and our future achievements in such
an environment. We have therefore decided to take our talents and offer
them to a welcoming Europe, rather than remain in the UK.”
The President of Christ Church College today said: "We
entirely support this decision. Our College has produced over the years
14 Prime Ministers and 4 foreign Prime Ministers, 17 Archbishops, 6
Olympic Gold medallists and famous composers, musicians, poets and
businessmen too numerous to mention. Why should we waste our future on a
discredited island country?"