And a high-viz jacket – I think I left it at that ghastly comprehensive school.
My fiancee wants an extra chaise-longue. She will tell you who to buy it from.
I want to elevate my hairdresser to the House of Lords. You should organise this with the appropriate people.
It’s coming up to a birthday for one of my offspring – not sure if it’s the fourth or the fifth. Check it out and organise a card, would you, and don’t forget to sign it ‘from your Uncle B.’
We need more Union Jacks in the Media Room.
I want some numbers on how our exports have hugely improved since Brexit.
I’m going to write a book entitled ‘U-Turns. A New Strategy for a Strong Future.’ Get someone to dig up some useful data.
I shall be at Chequers from Friday to Tuesday afternoon.. Tell my Ministers not to bother me with their problems until Wednesday. And remind them that Thursday is my hard-hat day for visiting a hospital.
Now, get my guards organised. I need to go for a bike ride.