Biden: Try some of this low fat breakfast sausage.. It's very British.
Johnson: Er, thanks. Um, Joe, I wanted to get on to the subject of the special relation...
Biden: If you don't like sausages, there's corned beef hash.
Johnson: I think I'll just have an egg. The relationship between our two countries has been --
Biden: The eggs are great. And you can have creamed chipped beef with. I love it.
Johnson: Really? Then that's what I'll have. So, as I was saying...
Biden: Let me give you some coffee. 2% milk?
Johnson: Thank you. Now, to get back to the special relationship.
Aide: Excuse me, Mr. President. Germany's on the line.
Biden: OK. Sorry, Boris. Gotta take this.
Johnson eats his breakfast, occasionally pulling his hair. The President returns.
Biden: Got cut off. I'll have to answer it if they call again. How did you like the beef?
Johnson: Most enjoyable. Our two countries have had a long and trusting relationship, haven't they? Side by side.
Biden: Sure have.
Aide: Excuse me, Mr. President. President Macron is on the line.
Biden: I'm really sorry, Boris. This one's important. Won't be long. Try the grits.
Johnson sits and waits. The President returns.
Biden: I really like those little fat guys.
Johnson: I'm sorry?Biden: The grits. Good for you, too. Reduce your waist-line, Boris.
Johnson: Um, Joe. Could we make a joint announcement about the special relationship between our two countries, before I leave?
Aide: Mr. President. Israel's on the line.
Biden: OK. I'll be right back, Boris.
Johnson stares at the ceiling. Rubs his head. The President returns.
Biden: They nuked Iran!
Johnson: What? My god!
Biden: Just joshing, Boris. My little joke!
Johnson: Ah. Yes. Very droll. Now, Joe. A joint communique about the special relationship seems perfectly in order, don't you think?
Loud ringing of alarm bells.
Biden: Darn! Another anti-terrorist alarm test. Well, we'd better get out on the lawn. I'll introduce you to a few folk and see you and Carrie tonight at the dinner.
Aide: Was that Okay, Mr. President?
